Comedian Nikki Glaser kicked off the 83rd Golden Globe Awards by reminding Hollywood that she wasn’t just back — she was back with punchlines that hit hard and tickled funny bones. “Just like Wicked, I’m back for a sequel,” Glaser declared in her opening monologue, embracing the second go‑round as host with the same gusto she brings to her stand‑up shows.
Glaser’s humor hinged on bold observations about Hollywood’s quirks. Addressing the room full of A‑listers and industry power players, she quipped that the Globes were “without a doubt the most important thing happening in the world right now,” a joke that instantly set the tone for a night that was self‑aware, satirical, and unafraid to lean into awards‑show absurdity.
Ever the sharp roast‑master, Glaser turned her gaze toward media culture. In a barb that drew a mix of laughter and knowing nods, she joked that CBS News — which broadcast the ceremony — was “the newest place to see B.S.,” poking fun at the perception of awards shows and news networks alike.
Her monologue didn’t shy away from celebrity culture either. In a memorable bit about the movie One Battle After Another, she teased star Leonardo DiCaprio by joking about his well‑publicized dating habits before asking, “Is your favorite food still pasta, pasta and more pasta?” The line playfully referenced DiCaprio’s infamous 1990s interview and drew laughter across the room.
As the ceremony came to a close, Glaser wrapped her night with a wink to film history. Donning a This Is Spinal Tap cap, she paid tribute to the late director Rob Reiner, declaring, “Well, that was our show. This one went to 11,” a clever nod to the cult classic’s iconic joke and a reminder of her knack for blending humor with heartfelt acknowledgment.
Glaser’s mix of satire, absurdity, and affectionate ribbing made her second stint as host one to remember. She managed to roast without malice, celebrate without sentimentality, and keep the Golden Globes buzzing long after her final line.