More than Half of American Pet Parents say their Pets have Interrupted Romantic Time with a Partner

According to a new survey from pet-sitting service Rover, 51 percent of American pet parents say their pets have interrupted intimate time with a romantic partner. Apparently, these dogs and cats are simply eating the sock on the door rather than figuring out what it means. 

Obviously, our dogs and cats have no idea what you’re doing in there. They just want to hang out with their parents or meet their owner’s new good-looking friend. It’s not their fault they don’t know what a sneaky link is.

As Daily Paws reports, this, uh, petus interruptus is definitely an issue for some pet parents. According to Rover’s 1,000-person online survey, 42 percent of pet owners say they would have more opportunities for romantic intimacy if their pet wouldn’t interrupt.

No doubt with that in mind, 21 percent of respondents said they’d booked a pet-care service specifically to keep their pet from interrupting their date-night plans. It’s the pet version of first-year college students telling their roommates to get lost for half an hour. 

Private time with a partner (sexual or otherwise) is necessary for a healthy relationship, and—jokes aside—it sounds like it can get rare when you own a Velcro dog or cat. So if you’re looking for that kind of solution, you can book this kind of service through Rover.com, or find a qualified pet sitter near you.

Need a lower-cost option? Fill that KONG up with peanut butter and lob it into a faraway room or hallway.


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